That's right. It's the "holiday season," and I'm Blogging Under the Influence again.
I was planning on taking a few days off, but there's something about the Cuban rum that makes me want to share my thoughts with the rest of the world. I would have done it in the bar I was just at, but the music was too loud, and I get the feeling that nobody would have enjoyed what I had to say.
What I want to say consists of two (2) things. I will now present each of these things in reverse order of importance, meaning that the least important thing will come first.
1. Just a friendly reminder: The left lane is for passing. The middle lane is for cruising. The right lane is for traveling at irritatingly low speeds, and for entering and exiting the freeway. Next holiday season, please do your best to remember this. I spent a little too much time behind mini-vans in the left lane traveling at 50 MPH today.
2. If I were the wealthy parent of a child between the ages of 12 and 18, I would immediately purchase a tablet PC for him/her. The combination of OneNote and Encarta would be so incredibly helpful for school that it's mind boggling. I remember the "good old days" when I had to use that stupid index card system to find books in the library. The books were all indexed with really intuitive labels like "A.028fe222." I don't want to say that this is the reason I dropped out of high school, but let's just say that it pissed me off a little that it often took in upwards of five minutes just to discover that the book I wanted was already checked out. Being able to carry those books around in a tablet would be a huge improvement.
You know, while I'm on the subject, I'd also like to say that a tablet would be awesome for college students. I know it isn't likely to happen anytime in the near future, but it would be incredible to be able to purchase all your textbooks in e-book format and then read them on a tablet. The only thing getting in the way that I can think of is the small problem of the Mafia running every college bookstore in the country. With books selling for as much as a couple hundred dollars a copy, it seems unlikely that many publishers would be willing to let profits slide for the convenience of publishing to the e-book format. Guido's probably going to come and break my legs just for mentioning it.
I went with my girlfriend to buy college books recently, and was appalled at the cost. I can't see what the justification could possibly be. It's kind of freaky to think that money could be saved by purchasing a tablet, but that's the current state of things.
In spite of the cost, however, I think that the convenience of being able to carry your textbooks, notebooks, and an encyclopedia around in one container would outweigh even a slight increase in overall cost (books + tablet).
But that's just my opinion. Probably slightly influenced by this stirring desire I have to purchase a tablet.
You might say that I have tablet envy.