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Judge not, lest ye be not judg-... Judge NOT, lest YE not judge yese-... JUDGE... Oh, forget it.

I was using the restroom at the airport before flying out to Boulder today.

While "taking care of business" at one of the conveniently located urinals, I listened as a man sang to himself in the toilet stall behind me while he "took care of business" of the Number Two variety.

I laughed a little to myself. I thought, "Ha! You loser! Singing to yourself in a bathroom stall while you're on the potty! You're a loser! Loser, loser, loser!"

Then it dawned on me that, because the stall was closed, there was no (easy) way for me to tell that he really was alone. I had totally jumped to conclusions.

From now on, I won't be so quick to judge.

Published Tuesday, August 31, 2004 4:06 AM by Rory

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Jason Mauss said:

heh, I'm gonna buy you one of those "Jumping to Conclusions" mats that the guy from office space made.
August 31, 2004 4:15 AM
 

Aaron said:

August 31, 2004 4:30 AM
 

Glen said:

Rory, sometimes the acoustics in a bathroom are just so exquisite that one can't help but exploit them. The leader of my church choir has a house with a huge bathroom and when we have parties over there we all cram into it and sing for the delightful auditory experience.
August 31, 2004 2:08 PM
 

DonXML Demsak said:

The phrase "delightful auditory experience" in the context of a bathroom discussion is just wrong!
August 31, 2004 7:09 PM
 

Richard Callaby said:

Those who caste the first stone? Guess it kinda has a different meaning in this context doesn't it?

[Off Topic]
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August 31, 2004 11:12 PM
 

DonXML Demsak said:

Oh, and I'd rather have the guy singing "Taking Care Of Business", then to hear him singing:

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout ....


September 2, 2004 2:34 AM
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