Scott Hanselman and I are going to be giving a talk at this Thursday's Portland Area .NET Users Group (PADNUG) meeting.

When I say "Scott Hanselman and I are going to be giving a talk," what I mean is that I'm scheduled to give a talk, and Scott is going to be my codemonkey, but Scott is really smart, and I have little doubt that this will turn into a dialogue between me, Scott, and the audience, resulting not in a presentation simply given by me, but a FULL BORE 300 MPH WHIRLWIND OF .NET BADASSNESS COMING AT YOU IN TECHNICOLOR DOLBY SURROUND 3-D MADNESS THAT WILL EDUCATE, ELUCIDATE, AND LEAVE YOU SCARED WITLESS WITH A PILE OF GREAT NOTES, A PAIR OF SHORTS IN BAD NEED OF CHANGING, AND ONE HELL OF AN EMBARRASSING EXPLANATION TO BE MADE TO WHOEVER IT IS THAT DOES YOUR LAUNDRY.

If you think that's the kind of thing you can handle, and if you have an extra pair of shorts to bring along, then check out the meeting details here.

You've been warned.