[Note: This is the dorkiest post I've ever written, and it might stay that way until the day I die.]

Just got back from a horrific look at the bathroom.

You know that scene in "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country" when Kirk and Bones go on board Chancellor Gorkon's ship to help the Klingons recover from the carnage that resulted from two federation men beaming on board and murdering half the crew?

I'm thinking mainly of the part when Kirk surveys the scene, magenta Klingon blood all over the place, pooling near the still smoldering bodies of dead Klingons, and says:

My god... What has happened here?

Yeah.

The bathrooms are losing favor with me.

I'm going to pee in the bushes from here on out.