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I'm in Vegas right now, and I think I've caught something.

Out of nowhere, I feel like puking my guts out.

That said, I have just enough energy to post, so that's what I'm going to do. If I die of barf, then at least I managed to get this one last bit out.

Basically, I've spent the past few days thinking about last week, and I've come to the conclusion that I was right to have taken the posts down. I had a principle about not taking posts down, regardless of how much trouble they get me into, but I've realized that this was just stupid, and it's really been the only part of my life that I've lived on principle.

On principle, I don't like to do things on principle.

Principle is stupid. You get caught up in a particular behavioral pattern, and it keeps you from seeing any alternatives to a given action.

Something happened on the flight out here that made me think about this.

What you're about to see is a not-exactly-factual account of something that may or may not have happened on the plane, but you weren't there, and for all you know this did happen, so I'm just going to pretend that it did, and I'm not going to admit that it only kind of happened and that I embellished things a little for the sake of this post (I'd go back and fix the structure of this sentenceparagraph, but I can feel half-digested food knocking on the door in my stomach which reads "NO EXIT," insisting that it be let out the way it came in, making up some excuse about how it thinks it left the iron on and wants to get back out so that it can check):

See where principle got the airline attendants?

Now, I'll take my leave of you in order that I might engage in the Vomolympics by myself in a bathroom somewhere.

Actually, I might not go by myself. The nice thing about Vegas is that it seems you can almost always count on not being the only person barfing in a stall somewhere.

Published Tuesday, November 09, 2004 1:46 AM by Rory

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Comments

 

paul said:

Where are you Rory? I'm here is Vegas, saw you having a good time at the DOTNETROCKS Party!

I just spent the day with the MS Web Services Team and my Brain hearts! There is a Microsoft Party tonight, more Beer and pizza!
November 9, 2004 2:13 AM
 

Aaron Topnce said:

So are you saying that the bags in front of you aren't just barf bags after all? Cool!
November 9, 2004 5:08 AM
 

Percy said:

When the student is ready the teacher appears.
November 9, 2004 6:07 AM
 

John said:

The exception proves the rule.

Principle is still important.

The crap thing about being a pattern matcher is probably that your principles keep changing. But if you change your principles then you lack integrity.

So, just do what I do: deny all significance. ;)
November 9, 2004 9:27 AM
 

Rory said:

Paul -

"Where are you Rory?"

I spent almost all of today doing work stuff.

It's been nuts.

I wanted to see you (DonXML told me you'd be there), but it doesn't seem to have happened...

And I'm leaving this afternoon :|
November 9, 2004 12:22 PM
 

Hermann Klinke said:

I love the face of the left airline employee!
November 9, 2004 4:43 PM
 

Airshake Defiant said:

I am consistently impressed by the expressive qualities you somehow manage to illustrate with a stick figure. Truly. Impressed. I am also wondering, however, from what body part, and whose, do you model the arms and hands?
November 9, 2004 5:34 PM
 

Steve said:

The following story contains no embellishment at all.

I was on a flight into Reagan National about a year ago, and we were about 2-3 miles out, and its a bit choppy. All of a sudden, some guy about 3 rows behind me says "Oh god..." in a very sick manner, jumps out of his seat and starts running to the bathroom in the front of the plane with his hand covering his mouth.

Well, he's sprinting to the front bathroom, and catches the attention of a passenger in the front row, aka, Air Marshall Bob. The marshall stands up quick, and then literally bodychecks the guy as he runs by into the wall in front of the bathroom, the guy falls to the floor and vomit spews everywhere, and the air marshall promptly drags the guy to the seat next to him, cuffs him to the leg of the chair in front of him sitting in the crash position. The plane veers off to the right over Virginia and picks up speed and altitude fast.

About a minute later, when everything was figured out he uncuffed the guy, and a stewardess helped him back to his seat, and we got back in the queue and landed.

Was the marshall overzealous? Maybe. But he we were like 30 seconds away from the capital and he just saw a dude sprinting at the cockpit. On the other hand, he made a complete mess and checked the guy like Refridgerator Perry would smack a six year old.
November 9, 2004 5:40 PM
 

Ian said:

Steve -that's a fantastic description!

Its one of the reasons I'm so cagey about using the toilet right next to the cockpit door on flights - I'm convinced 'Bob' is about to seize me..

on the up side, at least we know the cockpit is pretty protected.
November 9, 2004 5:59 PM
 

Rory said:

Airshake Defiant -

"from what body part, and whose, do you model the arms and hands?"

I model them from midget palm trees.

When I can't get midget palm trees to "fit" in the scene, I fall back on the male reproductive organ as my guide.

My stick hands are tropically phallic.
November 9, 2004 6:19 PM
 

Stuart said:

>> My stick hands are tropically phallic. <<

And that, my friend, is quintessential Neopoleon. *Nice.* :)
November 9, 2004 6:26 PM
 

Mr. Sympathy said:

> out of nowhere, I feel like puking my guts out.

Geez Rory, I did not realize your mondays.pwop.com tag-line was so to be taken so literally. Please (and for my sake), get over this before Sunday!
November 9, 2004 7:02 PM
 

Phil Scott said:

hmmmmmmmmmmm: http://neopoleon.com/blog/posts/8527.aspx + http://www.franklins.net/RoryAndAydika.jpg

my thoughts went from "Man, that goof ball met some cute ladies out in Vegas" to "that bastard's seen HER naked" to "holy crap I'm a creepy internet guy!"

so, uh, yeah.
November 11, 2004 2:03 AM
 

Rory said:

Phil -

"to 'that bastard's seen HER naked'"

If you recall, my good man, the problem in "Missing Vesuvius" (which you tried to link to, but got screwed up by .Text) is that I *didn't* see her naked.

So don't, like, rub it in.

Also, where in the hell did you find the link to the photo of the two of us?
November 11, 2004 2:15 AM
 

Phil Scott said:

That Carl guy you've been hangin' around with is posting pictures like crazy on his weblog.

And I guess I'm like the worst internet stalker ever. From here on out, I'll try to keep track of chick you've seen naked / which you've seen naked better.

I wish I'd have known you were going to be in Vegas. Some of my coworkers were manning a booth down there for my new company.
November 11, 2004 2:37 AM
 

Phil Scott said:

BTW, I've been drinking during the Louisville football game. So I'll place the blame for not typing "you've seen naked / wish you've seen naked better" solely on George Killian's shoulders.

That bastard.
November 11, 2004 2:41 AM
 

Dennis T Cheung said:

You should see this link: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/44036794.html

"Why One Bag is Woefully Inadequate for the Middle-Seat Pivot"
November 15, 2004 8:40 AM
 

TrackBack said:

So What's the Deal with that Vegas Party?
November 9, 2004 5:26 AM
 

TrackBack said:

So What's the Deal with that Vegas Party?
November 9, 2004 5:45 AM
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