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Back soon - but different

It’s been a nice little hiatus.

I’m caught up in my personal affairs (the Oregon Department of Revenue no longer has a warrant out on me (long story)), and I’ve gotten my Microsoft expense reports out the door.

I’ve also had bronchitis (since November, as the doctor tells me). Still not over it, but working on it.

I bought a TV. It’s like being born again, but this time retarded.

I’ve chosen the book I’d like to write. I have a focus, a goal, and a high-level outline.

So, what about the blog?

The blog – she’s coming back. But different.

To be honest, I got a little bored with what I was doing. I love writing my little anecdotes and posting them here. The comics are fun as well. The occasional photo is nice.

But it wasn’t “doing it” for me anymore. I think your ego has to be huge to be able to enjoy nothing but posting your thoughts on a daily basis. My ego is large – I’ll give you that – but it’s not huge. It doesn’t ride shotgun in my car, and it doesn’t squeak like fingers on a balloon when I walk through a doorway, its incredible dimensions pushing back against the door frame on the way in. No. My ego may not be tiny, but it’s not enough to keep going like I was.

To remedy this, I’ve taken a couple people on to work on Neopoleon with me.

One person, as you can probably guess, is my girlfriend, Aydika. She’s an excellent writer, and we’ve been collaborating on the post that will “reopen” Neopoleon.com. It’s going to be fabulous.

The other person is an old college friend named Greg. He’s an interesting guy – fabulous writing abilities, and an interest in tech combined with a mad-genius type brain. He also lacks the technical knowledge to know if his ideas would succeed or fail, which is a great place to be. I sometimes have a hard time dreaming around tech because, as a former contractor, my brain immediately jumps to the implementation of the technology, and I might poo-poo the technology too soon simply based on tech limitations.

Greg’s great because he doesn’t have the same problem. He’s actually kind of stupid, so some of his ideas are as brilliant as they are foolish.

His perspective is interesting as well, as he has an interest in tech, but no strong abilities. He’s dabbled in code, done some work on the web, and so on, but he’s not good at any of it. As such, he notices the things about our tech experiences that really hurt, but that we, as techy people, tend to overlook.

In other words, Greg is going to be filling the tech-shaped whole that I left here when I started writing a lot more about non-tech topics. Also, Greg’s point of view is going to be more interesting than mine. Where I might bitch about some weird syntactical rule of Python, Greg will only address the big stuff.

Then, to round things out, Aydika is starting a blog with an interesting spin. I’m doing the technical work to get it off the ground (read: Installing DasBlog and then walking away (approx. five minutes of work)), but she’s going to be in the driver’s seat. There’s an unusual theme to the site. Provided it can be done correctly, it will be very interesting, indeed.

So, that’s that.

Expect to see Neopoleon.com become active again around this weekend. I’ve got a lot of work to do this week for my team, so I’m putting some things on hold.

I hope you’ll like the changes. For me, it’s almost going to be like starting a new site, and I’m pumped.

Until the weekend, I leave you with this:

– Does anybody else think it’s strange poetic justice that the former CEO of McDonald's should die of colon cancer?

– You know… There’s a story behind this story, and I really don’t want to know it.

Published Monday, January 17, 2005 9:59 PM by Rory

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John said:

"eggs and sperms are fertilized in a lab dish and the resulting embryos are implanted in the womb"

..phew!
January 17, 2005 10:33 PM
 

Rory said:

John -

I said I didn't want to know, damn it!
January 17, 2005 10:46 PM
 

Randy said:

Re McDonald's: I think it's not quite as fitting as the CEO before this guy... he died in April 04 from a heart attack. (http://www.randyrants.com/2004/04/the_poor_guy.html - I had to go back and check because, like, I thought it was a misprint!)
January 17, 2005 11:12 PM
 

Rory said:

Randy -

They're both pretty fitting.

Heart attack - that's obvious.

Colon cancer - the connections with red meat, blah blah blah...

'Course, that's assuming that there's actually meat in McDonald's hamburgers.
January 17, 2005 11:24 PM
 

paul said:

Every day is "different", good luck with your "focus". There is so much crap on the internet, I realy missed your insanity!


Hi Aydika!
January 17, 2005 11:48 PM
 

Vesuvius said:

Allo Paul!
January 18, 2005 1:01 AM
 

Jack Johnston said:



It takes a brilliant mind, which I lack, to realize that when “architecting” a solution, one should completely disregard any kind of technical limitation, and ask questions without regard to detail about why something would not work when the answer seems completely obvious to someone like me who has a very limited way of tackling programming.

Of musicians, it is often said that you must learn theory and then forget it and just play. I am in awe of people who can bring the same genius to programming. They idea of this astounds me and I would love to follow suit if I could only “forget” what little I know. My only fear is that once I forgot, I may be unemployed and then forced to pursue a career at Taco Bell.
January 18, 2005 2:04 AM
 

paul said:

There actually is meat in McDonalds burgers but from what I've read, one patti contains meat from many hundreds of different cows...and now I think I'm going to be sick.

Glad you're (you're being the three of you) back ('back' meaning 'back' for you Rory, for everyone else, take it as 'can't wait to read your stuff!')
January 18, 2005 2:06 AM
 

John said:

p.s. Get rid of the TV.
January 18, 2005 3:37 AM
 

Rory said:

John -

"p.s. Get rid of the TV"

No way.

I can finally play Halo 2.

I'll accept the slight mental retardation which accompanies the purchase of such an appliance in the face of such great rewards.
January 18, 2005 3:57 AM
 

James Mahoney said:

Just get rid of the TV aerial/cable connection then...
In the UK we've just plumbed new depths with a show that involves a man picking his nose and eating it...
January 18, 2005 12:26 PM
 

John said:

p.p.s. Get rid of the gaming console too. :)
January 19, 2005 3:34 AM
 

Rick said:

"'Course, that's assuming that there's actually meat in McDonald's hamburgers. "

Its meat, its just that its hard to tell what animal it comes from......

January 19, 2005 6:06 AM
 

cubiclegrrl said:

Quick poll (maybe flamebait): How many of the delicate palates here (whose sensibilities apparently reel at the mere thought of McDonalds) either a.) are vegetarians or b.) slaughter and process their own beef?
January 19, 2005 4:14 PM
 

Mark Freedman said:

Hey, Rory, I can be incredibly stupid at times -- maybe I can write for you? ;)
January 19, 2005 5:54 PM
 

Rory said:

Mark -

"Hey, Rory, I can be incredibly stupid at times -- maybe I can write for you?"

Most definitely :) I've always wanted people to submit stuff.

I also owe you an email - I've been writing it in my head for about two months.

My review of the new U2 album (not a post - just an email I was going to send to you) has been *really* hard to think through...

I have so many mixed feelings about the album. Unlike you, I love it one day, and hate it the next. It's really weird.

So, just wanted to let you know that. I *have* been slowly getting my thoughts together, but I don't know if they'll ever be together enough to send to you.

And I guess *this* probably should have been an email itself.

Oh, well.
January 19, 2005 6:34 PM
 

Jack said:

Have you ever been asked to explain why asp code can't be stored in the database, over and over again?

I'm pretty sure this causes colon cancer.
January 20, 2005 1:41 AM
 

Rory said:

Jack -

"Have you ever been asked to explain why asp code can't be stored in the database, over and over again?"

No - I usually just explain it once, and that's enough.

ASP code can't be stored in the database because "that would be like trying to eat an ice-cream cone with your anus."

People don't ask for a follow-up answer.

Ever.
January 20, 2005 1:54 AM
 

Jack said:

If anyone can eat ice cream with their anus, it's this guy. That's the kind of guy he is. He's just a can do kind of guy.
January 20, 2005 7:51 PM
 

Rory said:

Jack -

"If anyone can eat ice cream with their anus, it's this guy."

Have you told him that the ice-cream is cold?

That sometimes makes a difference.

They're all talk until the chill hits the sensitive nerve endings of the rectum.
January 20, 2005 8:16 PM
 

Jack said:

"They're all talk until the chill hits the sensitive nerve endings of the rectum."

That's a good point. I'm sure we've all dealt with people who have no real passion for programming, or even understanding how things fit together, but present themselves otherwise.

It's even hard to hold it against them because you know they're doing it as a defense mechanism, and they have the core belief that it doesn't matter how good of a job you do, but how good of a job people think you do.

But eventually, it offends the wrong person and things go south.

I suppose at the great borg mothership, you don't have to worry about this kind of stuff because almost everybody is freaky good.

Speaking of good programmers, have you ever met Adam Herr? This kid is freaky. He's a blast to talk to.

Sorry for being a code pimp, but if you get a chance, check out my codeproject article. It's fun to play with at least once.

http://www.codeproject.com/cs/media/dxEffectProject.asp

I hope to eventually build a freeware, open source, .NET audio recording application. Maybe there are others who would like to join in?


January 21, 2005 8:18 AM
 

George Clingerman said:

Jack -

"Sorry for being a code pimp"

Never be ashamed or sorry to be a code pimp cuz pimping ain't easy.

January 21, 2005 1:55 PM
 

George said:

George -

"Never be ashamed or sorry to be a code pimp cuz pimping ain't easy."

That doesn't even make sense. You are an idiot.

Jack -

"I'm sure we've all dealt with people who have no real passion for programming, or even understanding how things fit together, but present themselves otherwise."

So you've seen the Code Room? :) (sorry Rory's boss, I couldn't resist, but in all honesty I am looking forward to re-tooled re-release of the Code Room)

Rory -

""that would be like trying to eat an ice-cream cone with your anus.""

You should confer with Aydika before ruining ice-cream for the rest of us [Sandlot style] FOREVER!

Rory -

"I can finally play Halo 2. "

You could have played Unreal Tournament 2004 with a computer. See Jack, pimping is ok, Rory pimps the XBox which "coincidently" is sold by his employer so pimp away young Jack CodeWalker.

George -

" [Insert entire above comment here] "

You need to have a FULL cup of coffee BEFORE posting a comment to Rory's blog. New rule, but a necessary one.
January 21, 2005 2:49 PM
 

Randy R. Jackson said:

Today should be a happy day, I finally began my own BLOG. I was looking forward to logging my experience with integration of Microsoft Server technologies and Platforms based on reality and experience by ripping off content from every tech book I’ve ever had to buy as well as plagiarizing any and all content from Microsoft. Then publishing the results as a free electronic book just to see what happens.

Directions change in moments.

- The blog – she’s coming back. But different.

I dropped in at Neopolitan.com and read that you, Rory, will be “doing it” for yourself with some other persons (big welcome to Aydika and Greg!) and perhaps changing your style and content. Changing your style and content! My words not yours. I immediately took a bath and as I listened to the water drain down the overflow, something that I’ve never successfully managed to stop up, I kept thinking of change. So as I’m eye-balling the cat that stays just out of reach and wondering if the cat would agree to momentarily transform itself into a drain stopper the mechanism of the mind moved again. A sub-current in all of your - little anecdotes – and much appreciated.

What is it that you, Rory, does that inspires me and I suspect others as well? Because after a visit to Neopolitan.com I am ALWAYS inspired, ALWAYS. My real answer is a long non-linear adventure that I’m not going to inflict on you here. I’ll save it for my book. Probably the title chapter titled…“Just keep going back and figuring out where that thought came from while the rest of us get some work done and enjoy life.”

So I’ll put it this way… who now will pose all the thoughtful questions? Who will step up to fill the holes when logic and linear thought processes fail?

- I bought a TV. It’s like being born again, but this time retarded.
Ah but perhaps all is not changed so much, a new TV, perhaps, just perhaps, we’ll hear about the affect of interruptive advertising, fear enhanced spin, and how the answer is always some where other than in ourselves.

Yah, change is great until it the flow gets clogged with ourselves. Good luck Rory.
January 21, 2005 10:13 PM
 

Chris said:

Rory,

Glad to hear that you’re broadening your horizons. I'm a little disappointed to hear about the blog, but this site makes an awesome snap-shot in time. I've been coming here for over a year and I still haven't read all the posts.

Good luck you man,
Chris
January 22, 2005 9:01 AM
 

Tony said:

Regarding meat in fastfood burgers, I've been to a certain factory and the question is do you regard connective tissue protein as meat?
January 24, 2005 8:43 PM
 

TrackBack said:

I can stop at anytime... I really can
January 17, 2005 10:38 PM
 

TrackBack said:

Rory has Returned from his Blogging Holiday
January 19, 2005 4:10 PM
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