I’ve decided to push back the collaborative Vegas post until Wednesday so that Aydika and I can be in the same physical space when it’s posted. I’m leaving town, and she’s in school today, and that makes it difficult to do any last minute edits.

In its place, I’m posting one of my most recent brilliant ideas.

Because I don’t have the time to implement this myself, I would like for you to feel free to take the idea and run with it, reaping whatever reward you might be able.

You’re welcome.

This process requires several steps.

First, remove the ovaries from one of these:

Next, scoop out the contents of the ovaries. This should be a mucky wad of cow eggs.

After that, package the eggs in small jars and sell as a delicacy in any country where any of the following are sold:

– Hot dogs

– Haggis

– Fois gras

– Marmite

– Anything else that isn’t obviously edible to people who didn’t grow up in the region where the culinary assault in question is produced

I call this new treat “cowviar.”

Please use this idea responsibly, and only for the powers of Good.

After Blog Mint [?] :

Visit my moblog, damn it! That sonofabitch is costing me almost $7.00 a month.