It looks like Google has offered to host Wikipedia.

I don’t know how this makes me feel. In high school, I was always the last guy chosen for the basketball team (probably due to my refusal to take a shot unless it was from half court or further back, but it still hurts, you know?). I never went to prom (which makes sense – I was probably passed out under a tree somewhere, gargling everclear in my sleep).

My parents don’t care about me. My friends think I’m a freak. My ex-girlfriend’s dog thought I was nothing more than a hump-toy.

And now this…

I mean, what the hell is this crap? What’s so great about Wikipedia?

Why hasn’t anybody come forward and offered to host NeoWikiDiki? The bandwidth bill is frikkin’ killing me.

What do I have to do to get some love around here? Start something useful? Gimme a break.

Always a bridesmaid, never the bride…