...and is that a "...for Dummies" book I spy?

Rory, while the above pictured items may confuse an ill-mannered man such as yourself, they in fact demonstrate the fact that your friend is an impressively thoughtful and sanitary gentleman. Felix's fridge-top arrangement allows him to act as a top-rate host for his guests at all times. Allow me to explain.

The first bottle of booze acts as a disinfectant, for use after cleaning large surface areas with the general purpose cleaner. The lighter is for the sterilization of any surfaces still questionable. The vinegar is a nice forethought, allowing him to to ensure hygenic interactions with his ladyfriends. The second bottle of booze is to encourage his ladyfriends to relax and forget all the stresses of their daily lives while he enteratains them: another nice forethought.

The last item illustrates Felix's supreme understanding of, and concern for, his female guests. As everyone knows, most women love chocolate but fear the fat and calories. Chocolate flavored condoms provide guilt-free indulgence without mention of weight other such nasty subjects.

Your friend demonstrates impeccable consideration and hygiene; you are fortunate to share such company. I suggest you take notes.

China girl, that's all well and fine until someone decides to do a Frankie-Goes-To-Hollywood and chew it... he should have a sewing-kit up there as well.

Mr. the punk programmer:

If he's a proper gentleman, which he appears to be, the sewing kit is tucked neatly away in his wallet at all times. It is not kept out in the open to suggest that such calamaties may happen at any time.

I should know better than to try to discuss with a girl who's spotted the opportunity of chocolate indulgence.

I like it!

Reminded me of "Fat Man" by Jethro Tull.

Thats a compliment BTW.

Sounds like he's got all the ingredients for some whacked-out new version of crystal meth.

I'm trying to figure out what's with the blue spiral notebook and the "something for dummies" book that he also seems to keep in his refrigerator.

The other stuff makes sense, but what could he be keeping in the book that needs to be refrigerated?

Ok, NOW I read the other comments and notices that someone else picked up on the "...for dummies book"

Unless, of course Rory put it there when he was taking the picture?

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Yep, I think that pretty much explains it.

I have the same little notebook and I'm looking for a replacement. It's just the right size and has just the right number of pages. My notebook was circa '97 from MEAD.

Could you ask Felix where he got it so I don't have to settle for a second rate notebook? I suppose a tablet PC would be better, but $5 vs. $3000 is a very large difference and I can only afford the $5.

Sad, that's the only thing I even care about and the first thing my peepers focused on. It's a sign from above saying "You need another one of those", I'm sure of it.

George, I had no idea you were so...um...funky.

There's so much you don't know about me.

It might just be me, but I get this feeling that something skinny and full of phobias and quirks is keeping us apart on purpose. Maybe there's a fear of having to deal with the two of us at the same time?

Has he even brought up to you about laps and book readings yet?

Laps and book readings? Are you referring to reading laps and reading books? Or reading books while in laps? Or reading laps while on books? What on earth is going on here?

No, I haven't heard anything.

Lapping up books? Booking someone's lap?

Am I close?

If that certain someone didn't tell you, I can only assume it was for a very good reason.

Do I really want to risk angering that person (and we all know about the temper that one has)
by telling you of what took place in a private correspondence I had with him?

My heart wants to shout it out dear China, but my head, which rules my heart with an iron fist, refuses to relent and allow that joyful cry to escape.

Oh plus, it wasn't a big deal. Just wanted to borrow his book and I suggested that maybe I could borrow you at the same time so I could lay in your lap and have you read the book to me. I'd imagine that Blink would become VERY enjoyable at that point and I would recommend it to everyone.

So your guess of reading books while in laps was right on the mark. Now we just need to figure out why that non-hand shaking skinny frenchie didn't let you know about my request.