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Happy birthday, lady

It’s Aydika’s birthday today, and she’s about one bajillion miles away. She’s in some city in Japan somewhere, doing something or other with some Japanese people for some reason. I should really do better keeping up on what she’s doing, but my interests are mostly selfish, and what I’ve been thinking about most is that I miss her.

She’s been gone since the 24th of November, and we won’t be meeting up again until the 8th of December, but I suspect it should be a very happy reunion. I have a team meeting in Vegas starting the day she comes back, and she’s going to fly out to meet me.

In my solitude, I’ve had a lot of time to sit around and think about all the reasons I love her. She’s intelligent, sure, and obviously beautiful, but with Vegas coming up, I’ve been reviewing some photographic evidence of her sense of adventure. We went to Vegas a couple times last year, and she was more than happy to either orchestrate, or go along with, whatever stupid scheme fit the occasion.

One of the more stunning examples of her ability to have a good time was documented quite well during our visit to the Star Trek exhibit at the Hilton. We wanted to have our photo taken on the bridge of the Enterprise, but in a very special way. It took some convincing since the photographer wasn’t sure if it was “against the rules,” but we got our way:

Aydika_enterprise
Check out the Vulcan hand signs on her buttocks

After the Enterprise photo shoot, we went down to the bar and further harassed the indigenous peoples of the Star Trek exhibit.

We ran into a couple of guys who were just so darn cute. Aydika sat down between them, and they were all like, “What’s that?!” and I was all, “It’s a woman – that’s like you, but without a penis,” and they were both like all, “Whoah.”

Aydika_lucky_nerds
Two very lucky, very uncomfortable Star Trek nerds

I started to get jealous, though, when the meaning of “without a penis” started to sink in for these guys, so I popped in to police the situation:

Aydika_happy_nerds
Everywhere we went, we were ambassadors of joy - just *look* at those smiles

On the way out, Aydika grabbed some b0rg ass:

Aydika_borg_ass
Vegas has no HR department, so you can do stuff like this without getting sued

Finally, we went back the next day and Aydika said goodbye to one of her friends:

Aydika_kiss
See what I mean about that HR department?

Also, here’s a funny picture of a cat for good measure:

Cat

Anyway, I love you, woman, and happy birthday.

I’m sorry about the cat thing, but I found it when I was going through my old photos.

Published Thursday, December 01, 2005 11:11 PM by Rory

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Comments

 

Robbie Coleman said:

Rory,

I love you!

But not in any way that would compare to that of Aydika. Just in that nerdy sort of... I wish I could be that geeky and get away with still looking sort of cool in a way that is really difficult to explain and now I am not only sounding freaky for commenting that I love you, but also for running this sentence on and on about nothing that could be decifered by any other human.

Whatever... hope your havin' fun with the XBox while she's away.
December 2, 2005 1:02 AM
 

Andy said:

Happy Birthday Aydika!

Rory that cat photo rocks.
December 2, 2005 1:07 AM
 

Don McArthur said:

You wash the makeup off those cats and they all look that way.
December 2, 2005 1:26 AM
 

China said:

Don's right: I look that way in the morning too.

And Andy: Thank you.

Rory, I love you even more than Mr. Robbie Coleman, heartfelt though his sentiments are. And he's right: You rock. Thanks for splicing me into all those pictures to make me look adventurous and fun.

And thank you for my birthday wishes from afar. As they might say here on some billboard or hand lotion ad in Japan:

"Lovely friends make love birthday happy time!"

The Japanese prioritize images and graphic layout over proper (and intelligible) English translation. Those English letters are all for decoration anyway. As long as either the word "lovely" or "happy" is involved, the text is A-OK for publication and distribution.

Rory, you are both lovely and happy to the ultimate sumo challenge extreme. I wish you were here to laugh with me. Worry not: I'm making a point to laugh for the both of us.

Which means I get stared at a lot.

What can I say? You inspire me.

December 2, 2005 1:43 AM
 

Abishag said:

Rory, don't know what to say other than you surprise me. Happy day China.
December 2, 2005 3:16 AM
 

Felix said:

wow...laura's b day was the 1st....hmmm
December 2, 2005 3:53 AM
 

Ian said:

It's not often that you can use the words 'thong' and 'bridge of the enterprise' in the same breath but tonight we can -we should thank you both for that.

Happy birthday Aydika!
December 2, 2005 4:45 AM
 

Ian said:

On a seperate note, is it just the way I'm staring or does that cat have really saggy breasts?
December 2, 2005 4:46 AM
 

paul said:

Best Birthday gift ever.....blogging happy birthday Aydika.
December 2, 2005 4:47 AM
 

Anonymous said:

Felix: Shut yer trap.
December 2, 2005 9:25 AM
 

skicow said:

Damn, that cat does NOT look "happy love happy time" at all....

Happy B-Day Aydika.
December 2, 2005 2:38 PM
 

NFE said:

Hey, happy b-day Aydika! Hope you are having fun over in Japan!

All I want to know, is why is the pussy shaved??? :)

December 2, 2005 3:17 PM
 

Chris Wallace said:

Happy Birthday, Aydika.
December 2, 2005 3:36 PM
 

Anonymous said:

Thank you so much, everyone. It is very much a Happy Lovely Day of Birthday indeed!
December 2, 2005 4:01 PM
 

Steve Majewski said:

Okay, we all know how great Aydika is, but where are the REAL nerdy pics? You guys know what I'm talking about. Full on, Princess Leia golden bikini action (and no, I don't mean Rory or the cat wearing it, you sick bastards!!!) Some might go for her in an Ewok outfit, but I find them to look more like a Wookie when worn by a full-grown woman. And nobody wants to "do" a Wookie. Not that I'd want to "do" an Ewok. Arghhhhh...You're putting words in my mouth. I hate you all. HATE HATE HATE!!!

Also, please remember to brush and floss at least twice per day to help prevent tooth decay.
December 2, 2005 4:02 PM
 

George said:

http://www.4guysfromviewpoint.com/?p=106

I can't believe Rory remembered!
December 2, 2005 8:38 PM
 

Anonymous said:

I apologize for being off topic, but I hope you realize that Napoleon is *not* of French descent. He just ran France. He was Corsican.
December 9, 2005 5:46 PM
 

Rory said:

The French acquired Corsica in 1768.

Napoleon was born in Corsica in 1769.

Napoleon was French.
December 9, 2005 6:11 PM
 

Ian said:

"The French acquired Corsica in 1768.

Napoleon was born in Corsica in 1769.

Napoleon was French. "

Touche (as Napoleon would have said"
December 12, 2005 5:18 AM
 

Anonymous said:

It doesn't follow that because one country "acquires" another, that the "acquired" citizens are thereby citizens of the "acquiring" country.

In fact, Corsicans were not considered French at that time.
December 13, 2005 5:17 PM
 

Anonymous said:

>Touche (as Napoleon would have said"

Oh, and by the way.

It seems it is very unlikely that Napoleon would have said "touché" -- at least not in the sense you did. A check of its etymology shows that it was not used in either fencing or repartée prior to the early 20th century.

December 14, 2005 8:12 PM
 

Rory said:

"It doesn't follow that because one country "acquires" another, that the "acquired" citizens are thereby citizens of the "acquiring" country.

In fact, Corsicans were not considered French at that time."

It can be a matter of choice.

I know people who moved to the states who've disassociated themselves from their countries of origin. They aren't Irish, English, etc., but American.

And, if you recall Napoleon's last words, I think you'll have a clear idea of how he saw himself in relation to France.
December 15, 2005 12:42 AM
 

Rory said:

"It seems it is very unlikely that Napoleon would have said "touché" -- at least not in the sense you did. A check of its etymology shows that it was not used in either fencing or repartée prior to the early 20th century."

Pedants on their own are irritating, but there's perhaps nothing worse than a pedant who is wrong.

I don't know what you're using to check the word's etymology, but you can find use of the word "touche" (no - I'm not doing the accents) in Cyrano by Rostand (1897) in the context of a duel (OK - since you're a pedant, you might focus on the fact that it was actually used in the first person present rather than as a past participle, but it's still basically the same thing).

And that's just one source.

I'm not arguing that Ian is correct or incorrect, but rather pointing out that your source sucks dog balls.
December 15, 2005 12:54 AM
 

Anonymous said:

Nice response, Rory.

Thank you for reminding me of how irritating it is to be a pedant. I stand corrected, if not entirely disembowelled. And I apologize.

My original comment, however, was offered in good faith, and was not intended in the spirit of pedantry. Or, at least not mean pedantry.

Many people overlook the fact that Napoleon was of Corsican descent, rather than French. He clearly adopted French nationality, as you suggest. (But that does not change his descent.)

Anyway, a thought struck me. Would you consider renaming your site to Cyrano.com? (or Cyraneo.com?) Then your line "Because the world obviously needed another short opinionated big-nosed man of French descent" would be even more true.

Take care
December 15, 2005 4:41 AM
 

Rory said:

"Many people overlook the fact that Napoleon was of Corsican descent, rather than French."

I agree, but I considered my tagline to be close enough to the truth.

"He clearly adopted French nationality, as you suggest. (But that does not change his descent.)"

Again, I agree. That's what I mean by "close enough to the truth."

"Anyway, a thought struck me. Would you consider renaming your site to Cyrano.com? (or Cyraneo.com?) Then your line "Because the world obviously needed another short opinionated big-nosed man of French descent" would be even more true."

I actually *had* thought about it, but I like to keep my real influences hidden.

When someone knows that a particular person (author/artist/whatever) has made a huge difference in your life (as Rostand did in mine when I was young), they tend to try and link everything you say back to that person, as though none of your thoughts are your own.

Rather than spending my time fighting with those people, I decided at the outset to keep a few secrets, although it's pretty obvious from this comment that I'm a big fan of the story of Cyrano.

The other reason I chose neopoleon.com was to tease my grandmother.

It's a long story, and I'm too tired to tell it, but it makes sense as long as I get to explain a couple decades of familial history. I promise :)
December 15, 2005 6:00 AM
 

Anonymous said:

I do hope you will get around to telling about your family history soon. I bet it would be very interesting.
December 15, 2005 1:43 PM
 

Nick T said:

Nice Thong
June 18, 2006 3:05 AM
 

TrackBack said:

Star Trek Badness
December 6, 2005 9:59 PM
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