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Hi, J.J. Abrams

Dear Mr. Abrams,

You don’t know me and but my name is Rory and I like your PRIMETIME TV show called “Lost” where there’s that cute girl who is a criminal and that guy who’s a doctor but he’s been really sweaty lately and seems stressed out and also I like the Korean people and sometimes there’s fish.

Why I’m writing to you today is because I work for YOUR LORD AND MASTER, WILLIAM GATES, and I’ve been off working my mojo for the developer community for a couple weeks and traveling and doing stuff and giving talks and writing talks and recording stuff and also doing other things and eating vegetarian corn dogs and cheezee-poofs and working and I just took a shower.

But why I’m writing to you is because I was so busy that I didn’t wasn’t able to watch your show about the cute criminal girl with the other people because I was so busy but now this week I watched some stuff that I missed and OK here goes.

So why I’m writing to you is because when I was watching episode twelve which is the one that seemed like a lame Rent rip-off with goofy religious imagery thrown in to makes it seem more intellectual I saw this and then had to washed my eyes off with a battle-axe:

Lost_men_in_diapers

Mr. J.J. Abrams (what does the j letters stand for???) this is a IMAGE that I took from your show about the cute criminal girl but it’s not her because it’s four grown men wearing diapers and being happy about it.

All I want Mr. J.J. Abrams (does it’s stand for JAR-JAR?!!!?!) is to know where how you got your hands on the powdered hallucinagenic dog balls that you smoked to make you think this would be OK for to puts on the television.

I have an open mind and it’s true because everybody and even my mom thinks I’m gay because I like perfume but I’m not but even if I were I wouldn’t care because like I said I have an open mind but once I read a bumper sticker that saided “BRAINS is LIKES PARACHUTES AND ONLY WORK WHEN OPEN” and I think that could be true but more I think that your mind is open like a parachute but that your parachute has holes in it (i.e. IT’S BROKEN).

So please Mr. Jar-Jar Abrams-Binks use my comments section for to tell me why you made the men in diapers go on your show instead of that cute girl in a diaper.

Thank you.

Your friend across space and time,

– Rory

P.S.

DON’T PUT MORE MEN IN DIAPERS ON YOUR SHOW UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SHOW TO BE POPULAR IN GERMANY.

Published Friday, February 24, 2006 6:02 AM by Rory

Filed Under: General

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	Heather said: Dear Mr. Blyth, This was HILARIOUS and... LMAO! It's amazing to see the great lengths the Film Industry goes to, to get some sort of reaction from their viewers. Wouldn't you agree? I hope Mr. Abrams-Binks responds soon! (ahahahah) An non-Dev reader of your blog, -H. February 24, 2006 6:31 AM
	Ben Rush said: Bwaaahahahahah! Diapers! Ha. I took a shower too. February 24, 2006 6:40 AM
	Rory said: Dear Not-a-developer-Heather, Are you saying that Jar-Jar Abrams mades the men wear in the diapers for to make me provoked enough to write on my blog? Because if that's for why he did it then I'll ask my boss WILLIAM GATES TO ENSLAVE THE ABC TV COMPANY AND MAKES THEM PICK UP TRASH ON THE FREEWAY UNTIL THEY CRY TEARS BECAUSE NOBODY MAKES A FOOL OF ME BECAUSE... wELL THEY JUST DON'T OK.? and if you know Abrams Binks then you need to tell him that I SAID IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT THEN STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND I'M SERIOUS AND ALSO VERY IMPORTANT IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR HYPOTHALAMUS THAT PREVENTS YOUR BODY FROM PROPERLY REGULATING ITS OWN TEMPERATURE BUT OK my point is: DO WE HAVE TO TAKES THIS OUTSIDE BINKS!?!!!!! February 24, 2006 6:42 AM
	Stefan said: 4 8 15 16 23 42 February 24, 2006 7:37 AM
	Heather said: I will relay your message to Mr. Abrams-Binks and... If me be returnin, the Bosses will do terrible things to me! "DO WE HAVE TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE BINKS!?!!!!!" LOL. Truce. February 24, 2006 2:11 PM
	Mathias Raacke said: I'd like to know what exactlcy you mean with your last sentence :) (Mathias, who also works for the LORD AND MASTER, WILLIAM GATES, in Germany) February 24, 2006 2:13 PM
	Glenn said: Argh, I could have gone my entire life without having that image imprinted in my brain. BTW, that link to the French Duel worked fine. February 24, 2006 4:00 PM
	MonkeyMan said: HAH! Rory it's good seeing you getting back to your roots. This post was on! And yeah, what the hell was up with that episode? Not okay. At all. February 24, 2006 4:31 PM
	Rory said: Mathias - "I'd like to know what exactlcy you mean with your last sentence :)" Me, too. February 24, 2006 6:12 PM
	Rory said: Glenn - "Argh, I could have gone my entire life without having that image imprinted in my brain." :) I was thinking about how it might affect readers. I thought it was kind of funny that I was writing to ABC to complain about having seen four men in diapers, and that, in doing so, people would probably turn around and write to me to complain about... well, having seen four men in diapers. Where will it end? February 24, 2006 6:14 PM
	Rory said: MonkeyMan - "Rory it's good seeing you getting back to your roots." I'm glad you liked it. I'll start posting photos of men in diapers on a daily basis :) February 24, 2006 6:15 PM
	Lindsay said: At least it wasn't Hugo in diapers. And speaking on behalf of aforementioned television network, they think it was retarded as well. I asked. But Jar Jar is God around there, and beware the fool who speaks ill of the Master. We all know what happened to Vaughn. February 25, 2006 3:20 AM
	mit said: cool November 7, 2006 2:08 AM

Hi, J.J. Abrams

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