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A Message of Inspiration

I don't know if you saw the news, but it looks like Jupiter is developing a second red spot:

As a backyard/armchair observational astronomer, this is exactly the kind of thing I like to hear about.

I’m guessing that most of you have never looked through a telescope, and so don’t understand the power of the experience, but it can change your life.

I just spent the past three weeks freaking out because I had more work than I had time, had to do a lot of traveling, didn’t have as good an experience as I would have liked (although the week ended fabulously), and came home to several hundred unread emails. I’m going to be spending several hours alone over the next few days getting caught up with my correspondence.

What’s great about this news of Jupiter, though, isn’t so much what it is – just that it is.

Look at the photo – it’s this planet, in our solar system, and it’s just going to keep on keeping on no matter what we Earth people do. It’s sitting out there, its periphery fringed with shadow, having everything to do with itself, and nothing at all to do with us.

And it’s massive. And it’s just one. Of quajillions.

If I get fired tomorrow, Jupiter isn’t going to care. Mars will continue rusting, and Venus will go on getting all hot and stuff.

It’s a beautiful message.

When you look at Jupiter through a telescope and realize that it’s light from the sun, reflected off the surface of another planet, that’s traveling across the solar system and being viewed by your own eyeball, it’s an awesome experience.

You understand just how small you are compared to everything else that’s happening. You remember how insignificant your stupid blog is. The negative comments don’t matter.

Whether I do a good job or a bad job is irrelevant.

I don’t matter at all in the Grand Scheme of Things. I am Nothing. I am Nobody.

Space is huge, dark, and very cold. And in a few billion years, our sun is going to explode and consume the solar system in a growing sphere of hellish fire. Nothing will be able to escape it.

Nothing you’re doing right now matters. You might as well stop knitting those little booties for your grandkids, ‘cause if the universe doesn’t eventually get you, your fellow humans probably will. We’ve proven ourselves to be a bunch of aggressive, selfish, childish, violent bastards who will stop at nothing to get More and More for ourselves.

‘Course, that doesn’t matter either. Even after the sun has destroyed everything that was ever important to any of us, it’s eventually going to run out of fuel. And, unless we manage to account for a hell of a lot more matter in the universe, it isn’t going to collapse back in on itself for another Big-Bang, but rather will just continue to expand for eternity. Eventually, through entropy, all objects in the universe will be rendered totally inert, and it will finally become a huge, dark, and very cold DEAD place. Nothing new will ever come of it, and there will be no life left to remember what there would have been to forget.

No babies being born. No tears of joy. No weddings. No happiness.

No kittens, newborn pandas, or Jehovah's Witnesses.

No candy, cartoons, or Swedish massages.

No life.

No freedom.

No hope.

No love.

Nothing.

Just DEAD.

Happy Saturday.

[Note: If you would like me to come to your place of business to improve morale with my obvious gift as an inspirational speaker, just let me know.]

Published Saturday, March 04, 2006 9:54 PM by Rory

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JasonF said:

A second giant red storm on Jupiter? Just another thing that the Bush Administration managed to do during his tenure in office. George Bush hates space aliens.
March 4, 2006 10:57 PM
 

MarkP said:

I think your message is very inspirational... I plan to look skywards more often to remind myself of my insignificance.
March 4, 2006 11:22 PM
 

Daniel Allen said:

But we are still excited about Windows Vista, right?
March 5, 2006 12:31 AM
 

IDisposable said:

But in the meantime, can we have a little fun first? I, for example, like to come on over to Rory's place for a laugh...

Thank Rory, even your dark humor is funnier than the pro's prose.
March 5, 2006 1:18 AM
 

Mark Freedman said:

You reading Douglas Adams lately? A bit of a Zaphod experience?

Well, since we're still a few years away from nothingness, I wanted to ask you -- by any chance, will you be going to DevConnections in Orlando?
March 5, 2006 1:23 AM
 

Heather said:

THIS was beautiful. Thank you, Rory. I shall now throw my cares away for a moment, and enjoy myself. :)
March 5, 2006 1:26 AM
 

Orion Adrian said:

It's nice to find someone else who takes solace in our insignificance. It's a nice for-change. With so many people out there trying to grasp on to the idea that there is meaning in what they do in the grand scale, it's scary for the public to think that what they do day-to-day isn't so meaningful at all.
March 5, 2006 2:54 AM
 

bliz said:

I'm reading "A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson. Interesting reading.... It, like your post here, makes me feel very small and insignificant - not even a blip on the radar of the universe. Makes me want to hitch a ride down to the Key then hop a boat to some remote little island and play my guitar for a few years. (But the island had better have plenty of nice cool water and Blue Bell Ice Cream (Blueberry Cheesecake or Homemade Vanilla, please). And no mesquitos. Or hurricanes.)

And after this non-blip of a life... nothingness. Forever and ever nothing ever more.

Peace.
March 5, 2006 2:13 PM
 

Matt Dickins said:

Rory, have you kept on taking your anti-depresants?

Your blog does matter. I am going through a reforming assesment of my life at the moment. Writing several pages (of A4) an evening, analysing 'why' to everything is fascinating.

*/I agree with Daniel.

Your post assumes one believes physics!
March 5, 2006 2:53 PM
 

Daniel Alleh said:

Existential "philosophy" often degrades into depressive rumination. To avoid this:

"Philosphers should argue that it is the richness of life that provokes the pathos surrounding death...This is the way our philosophies should once again take us--out of solipism, away from death fetishism, away from morbid solipism, away from nothingness, and back into the richness our lives."

--Richard Solomon, "The Joy of Philosophy: Thinking Thin versus the Passionate Life"
March 5, 2006 6:08 PM
 

Daniel Allen said:

Another metaphor worth considering:

During each second, the number of distinct molecular functions going on within the human body is comparable to the number of seconds in the estimated age of the cosmos. A few seconds are long enough for a revolutionary idea, a startling communication, a baby's conception, a wounding insult, a sudden death. Depending on how we think of them, are lives are infinitely long or infinitely short.

--Robert Grudin, “Time and the Art of Living”
March 5, 2006 8:32 PM
 

Neileboi said:

Our significance may well be far greater in the grand scheme of things because of chaos. Go back to the time of the Dinosaurs and step on a bug and see how things have changed when you return to the present (I think Homer Simpson tried this once). Similarly the ideas in a blog could have repercussions that affect the very fabric of space and time in the long run.
March 6, 2006 2:01 AM
 

Stephen HJ said:

Note: what you are seeing is light reflecting off the storms and clouds surrounding Jupiter, not light reflecting off the surface of Jupiter... not to split hairs or anything.
March 6, 2006 5:58 AM
 

Matt Dickins said:

Daniel, have ordered that on amazon, looks a great book from a quick google.

I got into philosophy to for several reasons, primarily so I could sleep... as a method of getting me out of that depression... it means I get to sleep now rather than sit awake till 4 - just so long as I write for about an hour before sleeping.
March 6, 2006 8:28 AM
 

billh said:

fwiw, there is also a "Great Dark Spot" on Neptune:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dark_Spot

In that storm, the winds are around 1,500 mph.
March 6, 2006 4:32 PM
 

Robert said:

I've had a lot of these thoughts myself, but thankfully there's more to us than just these bodies - the awesome thing is that the Creator of the universe knows you and loves you! Jesus is hope. I think God made the universe so huge just to keep us humble and make us realize that He is the reason we exist at all.
March 6, 2006 4:38 PM
 

Rory said:

Daniel -

"But we are still excited about Windows Vista, right?"

Absolutely.

Universal insignificance should *not* impact your operating system purchases for at least as long as I work at Microsoft and am a stockholder in said company.

Hey - in *my* world, you're totally significant, my brother.

Just keep writing those checks.
March 6, 2006 4:43 PM
 

Rory said:

Mark Freedman -

"will you be going to DevConnections in Orlando?"

Not that I know of :|
March 6, 2006 4:44 PM
 

Rory said:

bliz -

"I'm reading 'A Short History of Nearly Everything' by Bill Bryson"

It's funny that you, Jim, should post here *and* mention Bryson at the same time.

Funny, why? I hear you ask.

Because I was all thinking about you *and* Bryson a couple days ago. Almost in the same thought-breath.

Weird, eh.

Hey - maybe the universe isn't so disconnected and lonely after all.

Ha ha.

Just kidding.

It is.
March 6, 2006 4:46 PM
 

Rory said:

Mr. Matt Dickens -

"Rory, have you kept on taking your anti-depresants?"

I've been on 25mg/day of zoloft since early September.

The three doctors I've been to all think that it's too low a dose to be doing anything - any improvement in my mood has been attributed to the placebo effect.

Either way, I actually feel fabulous. Whether it's pills that are working, or pills that aren't, or my understanding that the universe doesn't even know me well enough to hate me, I just feel good.
March 6, 2006 4:48 PM
 

Rory said:

Neileboi -

"Our significance may well be far greater in the grand scheme of things because of chaos."

In that case, I get to be Jesus 2.0.

I called it.

I've got dibs.

Now please leave detailed instructions below on how I can use this "chaos" to become Jesus 2.0:
March 6, 2006 4:52 PM
 

Rory said:

Robert -

"I think God made the universe so huge just to keep us humble and make us realize that He is the reason we exist at all."

I think God made the universe so huge because:

1) He thinks it's funny when we get lost

2) He's building a universal taxi network and is planning to be the MASTER CONTROLLER AND PROFIT RECEIVER

3) Room for future upgrades (more RAM, stuff like that)

There might be more to it. Our universe might just be God's basement - where He deposits things that no longer tickle His fancy.

God's upstairs is probably awesome, with a wet bar and a swimming pool and all day long MAXIMUM DANCE PARTY.
March 6, 2006 4:58 PM
 

John Hopper said:

"In that case, I get to be Jesus 2.0."

Right after I read that I think I found a potatoe chip with your image burned into it.
March 6, 2006 5:40 PM
 

Rory said:

John -

"Right after I read that I think I found a potatoe chip with your image burned into it."

Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle.

Me 2.0 be praised.
March 6, 2006 5:50 PM
 

bliz said:

"Funny, why? I hear you ask."

Double amazing. I did ask that.
March 7, 2006 2:00 AM
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