I don’t know if any of you Portland nerd types would be interested, but there’s going to be a dodgeball tournament on June 17th, and I want to enter a team representing my homies.

We’d be playing against people who are everywhere from 16 to, like, 100 years old, which I think gives us a fighting chance.

I was also thinking we could hire Tonya Harding to hobble the competition the day before the game, but even so, I have faith that we could…

…well, probably get our asses kicked. We’re nerds. This standing up and moving thing isn’t what we do.

But it could be.

Eh?

EH?

Let me know if you’re interested. I’ll post about it again as we get closer to the date.