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You start the day with a funeral, and then you end it with this email in your inbox:

From: Joel Spolsky
Sent: Friday, April 21, 2006 8:44 PM
To: 'Rory Blyth'
Subject: fan mail, again

Dear Rory:

You are one of the best American writers working today. I mean it.

Jonathan Safran Foer has nothing on you. Seriously, your stuff is funnier and better written than Foer, Burroughs, Sedaris, and Eggers put together, and I actually like them.

OK, that’s all.

Joel

I know that people don’t typically associate Rory Blyth with a strong sense of humility (or even a weak sense (or perhaps the phrase “even an awareness” would be best)), but tonight I’m just the happiest little girl in the world, skipping through a prairie of buttercups like the Swiss Miss with her golden braided locks flowing behind her in a light, warm springtime breeze. Except that I’m the macho version of that with huge biceps. I mean… You know what I mean. Right? Swiss Miss + big guns. I mean… you know, like… uh…

Never mind.

Anyway.

When one of your heroes writes to you, not to say that he liked your talk, or that he dug what you said about how to make C# go beep, but to say that he digs your writing and then compares you to people like David Sedaris(!), that’s, like…

I don’t know, man. For once, I’m tongue-tied. I shall react in the only way I know how.

Seriously, Joel - thank you. It’s been a long day, and your letter was exactly what I needed tonight.

Word to the Spolsky.

Published Saturday, April 22, 2006 7:17 AM by Rory

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Comments

 

Ayende Rahien said:

Rory,
Why all the white rectangle's on the moths?
April 22, 2006 8:47 AM
 

ariel said:

Swiss Miss + big guns= Xena!!
April 22, 2006 8:51 AM
 

Craig said:

Congrats - *very* cool email to receive.
April 22, 2006 11:34 AM
 

Matt said:

That is insanely cool, my life would be meaningless without your blog so don't die or go blind permamently or something.
April 22, 2006 1:36 PM
 

Rory said:

ariel -

"Swiss Miss + big guns= Xena!!"

Then Rory = Xena.

I guess I'm Xena.

Huh.

Well, whatever. Just as long as I'm some big buff chick with braids who's happy.
April 22, 2006 6:37 PM
 

Rory said:

Matt -

"That is insanely cool, my life would be meaningless without your blog so don't die or go blind permamently or something."

Thank you, thank you :)

Also, I've got some stuff that's supposed to kick the blindness in the poonanny, so that shouldn't be a problem.

However, humans have a 100% success rate with death, so I don't see myself avoiding that one.
April 22, 2006 6:40 PM
 

Jason Looney said:

You're also able to handle a room full of dweebs with grace and humor, even while under eight different kinds of stress. (I speak, of course, of the Denver event on 4/20, which you handled amazingly well.)

I don't want you to do anything that would risk you getting fired, but at some point you need to write about the various types of people that attend these things. Such as: The Guy Who Asks Trick Questions, The Guy Who Sits On The Front Row And Speaks for Five Minutes at .09db, The Guy Who Comes In Late And Is Immediately a Dick, and The Guy Who Is The Only One Who Laughs at the Sarcasm (a.k.a. Me).

I don't know how your brain works, but I got several nice e-mails a few weeks back and it completely killed my ability to write. Apparently self-loathing is to me what booze was to Fitzgerald. So... on the off-chance your brain operates at all like me, allow me to say: Spolsky wouldn't know a good righter form a whole in teh ground. You suckz.
April 22, 2006 10:20 PM
 

Anonymous said:


Well, Joel's assessment is correct....

The timing of his missive with your recent nightmare as a reflection of your day job, indicates (to my pea brain, at least) that you should:

Quit your day job and write for a living!!!

Unless it only works as a sideline and your day job serves as a material source.

Kurt
April 24, 2006 7:05 PM
 

danny said:

Why mouth is sealed and eyes poped out? Dont stop your blog or blind yourself or do any crazy thing like that. Just a appeal from your blog visitor.
April 29, 2006 11:56 AM
 

Rachel said:

"tonight I’m just the happiest little girl in the world, skipping through a prairie of buttercups like the Swiss Miss with her golden braided locks flowing behind her in a light, warm springtime breeze. Except that I’m the macho version of that with huge biceps."

Is this delicately woven string of imagery an attempt to affirm his compliment in the very post thanking him for it? I think so.
May 19, 2006 5:29 PM
 

TrackBack said:

I have the coolest readers in TEH UNIVARSE
April 22, 2006 9:18 PM
 

Neopoleon said:

I can't believe it, but Charles Petzold, a guy who's a bit of a legend for many of us nerdy types (I...
October 1, 2006 1:25 PM
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