Our little team has had a few rearrangements in personnel recently, and the result is that we now have more events scheduled than we have presenters.

This puts us in an interesting position, and it means that we’re sometimes going to have to do weird things like take people from their homes on the west coast of the United States of ‘Merica (people like me, for example) and put them into hotels on the east coast of the United States of ‘Merica for brief periods of time to deliver events Very Far Away From Home.

One such brief period is going to be next week when I give the following presentations:

– 5/16 – Worcester (Westborough), MA – Click here for information/to register

– 5/18 – Boston (Somerville), MA – Click here for information/to register

I’ve presented in Massachuslsffttettes before (never learned how to spell it, though), and you Massasachussettessians seem to be a nice bunch, but if you could just be a little extra nice while I’m out, it’d be much ‘preciated by the management, as I’m going to be three hours on the wrong side of my sleep schedule, and I am going to be tired. This is especially problematic as the use of methamphetamines to boost performance during events has recently been done away with (for budgetary reasons, of course – nothing to do with “ethics” or whatever).

So, hope to see you there. I don’t make it out to Massahachusstteisessts very often, and I’m looking forward to it (except for the whole it’s-actually-three-in-the-morning-where-I-come-from problem of waking up).