People keep trying to contact me through LinkedIn, and I’ve mostly ignored it, allowing all the messages to go straight to my spam folder.

But, since it seems like the requests are coming in more often, I’ve decided to stop ignoring my LinkedIn presence, even though it hasn’t led to a damned thing except spam since I opened my account, like, two years ago.

So, go to town.

Add me to your list of “friends” on the MySpace of Professionals. Maybe we can get together and “network” sometime while talking about really interesting things like efficiency, productivity, passion, and innovation.

All that said, I’d much rather you add me to your MySpace friends list since that’s where I spend my time. While LinkedIn is all about professional connections (that seem to be basically completely and utterly useless), MySpace is all about the booty call, and that’s something from which we can all benefit. So check my ass out.

But, if you don’t have a MySpace account, then… ::sigh::

…feel free to add me on LinkedIn. I’ll vouch for anybody. I don’t care.