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SUPER PILLOW MOUNTAIN 2000

ok SO EHER’S WHAT HAPPENED

i read all your SMRAT COMMENT YESTERDAY FROM THAT WERE ON MY POST WHERE I HAD PILLOWS AND

WIAT I’M GOING TO SNEEZE

ok

that was a good one

OK BACK ON LIVE FROM NEOPOOLEON.COM

SO I LOOKED AND U SAID MAYBE I SHOUDL LOOK IN A CLOSET AND FIND MORE PILLOWS AND I

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WAIT IM SNWEEZING AGAIN

WAIT

OK MESSIER BUT NOT AS GOOD OR SATYSIFYING

BUT I look in the closet and

GUYSS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE PILLOWS NO REALLY IM SERIOUS THATS WHAT I FOUND SO…

HERE IS teh yesterday’s piicture of the SO-CALLED “ Pillow mountin””:

Hotel_pillow-mountain

but you know here’s what i was thinking because things are different now and i hav emore so here’s the deal

I’M RENAMING THE PILLOW MOUNTAIN TO:::::::

“small pillow hill”

because that’s all it is compared to teh NEW pillow thing and i named it and here is what it si called:

SUPER-MEGA PILLOW mounTAIN OF TEH GODZ:

Hotel_super_pillow_mountain

ok????????

so i’m just KEEPING YOU POSTED ON WHAT HAPPENS

MINUTIE BY MINUTE IN NEOPOLEON HOTEL HQ

u heard it hear first

or read it

but MAYBE you have that thing that makes ur computer talk like the space math scientist STEVEN HOCKEYING (he is my uncle – NO IM NOT LYING YOU ARE LYIGN AND) but maybe not but if you do then you DID hear it first here.

OK?

but and i hate to be the harbinjur of teh BAD NEW this still doesnt answer me my question from yesterdya which is:

OK WHY SO MANY PILLOWS HOTEL?????!!!!!!

WHY SO MANY!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

p.s.

also remember to look at the picture of teh art on the side because it’s of a barf.

Published Thursday, May 11, 2006 4:18 AM by Rory

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Comments

 

Anonymous said:

OMG! This photo is making me hot! There are so many things you could do with that many pillows! One could make a ghetto version of the liberator! www.liberatorshapes.com.

...I probably shouldn't tell you that considering your aversion to even the idea of germs being on something... oops.
May 11, 2006 4:39 AM
 

Mike Leung said:

Maniac.
May 11, 2006 5:48 AM
 

pillow biter said:

dude. two words:

pillow fort
May 11, 2006 6:53 AM
 

David said:

Hey, every hotel I stay in always seems to be short of pillows. Now, I know why - they have all relocated to that hotel. I wonder what makes that place so desirable to relocating pillows.
May 11, 2006 7:44 AM
 

-dn said:

You're a complete woman if you don't call down to the front desk and ask, errr demand they bring you up extra pillows

How dare they short change you like that, what only 11 pillows?
What do they want you to do, live like an animal?

Unsophisticated Neanderthals.
Yes as opposed to the sophisticated ones
May 11, 2006 1:15 PM
 

ilaiy said:

They should keep 2 and if you need more we could always asks .. That is really annoying ..

./thanks
ilaiy
May 11, 2006 2:30 PM
 

Mark said:

This is totally uncalled for. There is absolutely no excuse for this! Immediate banishment of said hotel chain from the immanent domain of Neopoleon County (make them leave the pillows though)
May 11, 2006 2:50 PM
 

Anonymous said:

I WNAT ONE OF TEH PILOWS. THOES ARE GrEAT TEH PILLOWWS
May 11, 2006 5:06 PM
 

Bil Simser said:

Another fine example of combining sleeping pills, vodka, and an internet connection.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
May 11, 2006 5:12 PM
 

Mark said:


--"Another fine example of combining sleeping pills, vodka, and an internet connection."

Bill - "RUM" Bill, "RUM"!!! (preferably of the cheap Fiji variety fermented under a 90 year old tortoise until there is virtually no distinction between it and Ace Hardware Turpentine)

Don't go pissing Rory off again. I hear he can be a vicious shot with Tablet PC's at 20 paces or less. I also hear he’s accumulating a pretty good supply!
May 11, 2006 6:18 PM
 

mr angry said:

My problem with the mega-volume of hotel pillows is I feel I must use them and I can't come up with anything creative like a pillow mountain or a pllow fort so i sleep on them. Which puts my head at a really unnatural angle so I wake up with a really sore neck and am totally unable to function the next day. But I never admit to anyone what the problem is because I don't want to end up with them thinking I'm a pillow-girly-man.
May 12, 2006 5:25 AM
 

Rory said:

"Bill - "RUM" Bill, "RUM""

Actually, Mark, what kind of freaked me out was that Bil was right.

Although rum's my drink, the top shelf rum at the restaurant I was at the night of the post was Bacardi, which is sort of, like, not cool.

So I boozed it with the vodka instead.

And Bil either has ESP or got lucky.
May 12, 2006 7:14 AM
 

Bil Simser said:

Rory,

What? You don't remember that night with pillows? It was me in the evil bunny outfit, offering up blue smarties and half eaten cheesy-poofs.

Man, you really were out of it.

Next time I'm taking pictures and emailing you the next morning so you can recall.

At least you talked me out of the "Drink Dew or Die Bitch" tattoo.
May 13, 2006 3:03 AM
 

Josh Highland said:

3 words:

A MAZE ZING
May 15, 2006 6:04 PM
 

Jenny said:

Just one word

INSANE!
May 16, 2006 11:44 AM
 

Nicholus said:

That's what i was thinking yesterday night, where my all pillows gone of the room?
So they are with you.
THIEF!!!!!!11
May 17, 2006 12:42 PM
 

laura said:

"VICTORY".
So you ve done something impossible.
Three cheers for you!!!!!!!!!
May 24, 2006 9:57 AM
 

Neil said:

I m sure the name of the hotel would be "PILLOW HOTEL" and they with so many pillows in a single room, they must be justifying their name.
June 9, 2006 10:16 AM
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