Mark Miller has finally done what nobody else has been willing to do thus far on such a scale or so publicly. Sure, The Question has been raised many times, but usually in private and only behind my back, and even then only among the uncomfortable giggles of insecure grown men unsure of their own sexuality.

Like me (in fact, his show came out after mine, so he's obviously totally copying me), Mark has his own podcast through Carl's Pwop network. The topic of his most recent show is whether I... "am" or... I'm "not."

And if you don't know what Mark means by that, then go listen. It's actually quite entertaining. Granted, I'm biased since it appeals to my ego that someone like Mark Miller would actually write about me (I'm a bit of a fan), but, like pretty much everything that comes out of Mark's mouth, it's completely insane and utterly unique.

That said, if the show hadn't been about me, I wouldn't link to it.

All I'm going to say regarding the matter of whether I "Am" or I'm "Not" is this:

While I may use several different moisturizers in combination and for different parts of my face, and although I spent nearly $70 on a bottle of perfumed skin cream yesterday, I think we ought to get together sometime and see how many (female) models I've sexed up versus how many (female) models you've sexed up, millafucka :)

No, seriously though - I love you, man.

That's why I'm going to give you a bungee-wedgie the next time we meet.