GuyIncognito left this comment:

God, I hope you're not dead?
ps. If you are, can I have your XBOX 360 and all your Carl Sagan books?

I'll address each issue individually:

Q: Is Rory Blyth dead?

This is a good question, and I can state with confidence that, unless something changed very recently, no, I'm not dead.

Q: If Rory Blyth is dead, then can one of his favorite readers have his Xbox and Carl Sagan books?

This is a stupid question.

Not only is it moot (see my answer to the question, "Is Rory Blyth Dead?" for more information), but my greed is such a powerful force that it nearly has mass.

What I'm saying is, you can't even borrow my books.

Now, I'll add a question that should clear a few things up:

Q: If Rory Blyth isn't dead... then where in the hell is he?

Despite my usual flip attitude, there's actually something very serious going on in my life. Probably the biggest, most seriousest thing that's ever happened to me, and I'm not going to have a lot of time to write.

When/if things get resolved, you'll know, because I'll start posting again.

Until then, it's going to be quiet around here.

That said, many of you probably know that one of the only ways I keep my life from totally stinking is to write, so I'll probably be putting some stuff up here despite what a clusterfuck mess my life just became.

Anyway, if you've been reading my site long enough, you know this is a fairly normal event. It seems I can't keep myself out of trouble (and, no - it has nothing to do with drugs or the law or whatever - it's something that I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around - I've never been so confused in my life as I am right now).

It's been a hell of a year, but I'm not dead.

Not at the moment, anyway.

Tah.