First comment. Yay.

I hope we will be seeing more excellent writings from the hand of Rory soon. I would hate to have to spend another day of my extemporaneous existence without those beautiful observations of yours regarding dates, fish pirates, Microsoft, toilet paper, and the like.

(P.S: I don't know if I used the word "extemporaneous" correctly in the context, but that's the beauty of it.)

Veni, vidi, vici.

Whaddya know, the comments really do work!

Your fish pellets, supermarket gang fight, and disco nude scene all seemed to do the trick.

And lest we forget: INCANDESCENT KNEECAPS OF INDECIPHERABLE DOOM.

Thank you.

This is great.

Damn, I´ve nothing to say.

Shortest post ever. Methinks.

Thank ye gods they're working again now.

:D

I so signed up just to see if the comments really were broken.

And then I forgot.