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Stupidity
Friday, January 04, 2008 12:12 AM
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This holiday season, substance abuse was my coping mechanism of choice. I hate the holidays. Everything shuts down. You can't get a cup of coffee. Nobody's baking fresh pastries to put in store windows. People you love are dead, it's cold outside, it
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In my last post, I tried to warn you against the dangers of the twenty dollar bill. Some of you listened; others didn't. One woman, claiming to be "Melissa," had the following to say in the comments section: wow - I'll take you seriously when you learn
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Saturday, December 08, 2007 6:12 PM
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[UPDATE: Oh, my people... Neopoleon is now a first page result for "twenty dollar bill" - not since I took the primo slot for "the smartest man in the world" have I felt so proud. Also, if you, like me, are highly intelligent and now afraid of your money,
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I'm on the phone with Bank of America right now to find out why I'm not being allowed to spend any of my own money on goods and services. It's cool. I'm going to fracking scream. That stupid electronic voice keeps coming back to let me know that the current
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 12:32 AM
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Only... only at a sci-fi convention.
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OK. Here's what happened. I was totally over at Juke's profile, browsing her photos like the internet voyeur that I am, when I came across the above image of a woman being set upon by a mass of angry creatures. I was like all, "Huh?" Faced with
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Friday, November 18, 2005 8:07 PM
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I just watched a video posted by the deep-digging, hard-hitting news crew over at CNN in which it was suggested that South Park may have gone “too far” in making fun of Tom Cruise.
First off, Tom Cruise, as some of us noticed during an interview a few
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OK – I need you to help me settle an argument.Would you rather:A) Have “intimate relations” with your prison cell-mate in a way that you might find really uncomfortable (as in: “I thought that was one-way only”)- OR -B) Eat your own poopThink about it
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Wednesday, February 02, 2005 7:07 PM
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You might want to rethink some of your “clever” subject lines.I’m used to seeing things like “Will you be go to meeting?” and “I am wait for your luvsex,” but this was a new one:To: [me]Subject: don’t be an asshole JodyBody:Offshore pharm wish you all
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I’ve decided to push back the collaborative Vegas post until Wednesday so that Aydika and I can be in the same physical space when it’s posted. I’m leaving town, and she’s in school today, and that makes it difficult to do any last minute edits.In its
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