er, I mean Political...


Hypothetically, how would you explain the "Iraq War: Part Deux" to your friend who just woke from a six year coma?

a) It was about damn time we mounted up for another Crusade.
b) The USA is getting back at the Iraqis for the attack on the WTC on September 11th.
c) CBS is paving the way for CSI: Iraq.
d) The US government really does care about the liberties and freedoms of the average Iraqi citizen. In fact, so much that it has taken freedoms and liberties from its own citizens in order to make the Iraqis feel more equal.
e) There are a lot of wealthy men who profit substantially off the economics of war.
f) The US AM radio talk pundits need something to rally behind and cheer about.
g) Iraq has the second largest proven resources of cane sugar.
h) Somehow it's about abortions & gay marriages...
i) I thought Oceania was at war with Eurasia, not Eastasia?

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The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...