Here's the part where you (the loyal reader) come up with a funny (or witty if that's your thing) caption for Rory's tractor picture.

I want to rank at least an 8 out of 10 on the wit-o-meter, so I'm going to take some time to think of mine.

 

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The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

Hey... that's awesome.

My plan has been to change the caption up occasionally, and I've collected a few possibilities.

I want to see what people might think up, though that'd require people know about the forums :)

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- Rory
- Owner of Neopoleon
- Monster in the sack

Ooh..

 

"I wonder how many chicks this thing can hold? I've got bets on at least 8."

"Mwahaha I pwn yooh, bitches"

"What you don't know is, I just ran over a cat. And I feel good!"

"Tractorman says: Winners don't do drugs."

"Why the fuck do mowers have drinks-holders anyway?"

"I've got the John-Deer logo on my cock as well." (No, I don't know why I said this, i think I have some sort of forum-based tourettes).

Finally:

"So, what you're saying is: mowing lawns is just another aspect of my personality in crisis? And that I'm somehow taking out my frustration on the grass when I should be reconciling the many factions of my personality? That somehow I'm projecting my gestalt agression onto this tractor?

Fuck that."

Jeeze, out of four possible captions I've inserted two gratuitous fucks and a cock. (Also, I just said that... which is really awful.) I think I should go and think about what I've done.

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"I've inserted two gratuitous fucks and a cock"

Best forum quote, evar. Well it made me laugh anyhow ;-)

I want to do a play on the following quote, but I'm having difficulties...

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."  - Napoleon

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The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

Can't help you with that quote... the best I got is "... keeps the poor from muddying the rich." as in cleanliness being next to godliness. But that sucked so badly I don't know why I mentioned it.

I just wanted to add a few more tractor quotes:

"Look Ma! I'm driving! See! Ma...? Ma...? Ma...?"

"This Gardening hit-man was seen escaping from the area late last night... If you know of him, or his whereabouts, then call the police. Do not approach him, he is dangerous and highly unstable."

"Lawnmower man was a film...? Damn it!"

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The one, the only, the undisputed king of the world.

"Hey guys... *hic* ...watch this!"

"Can you see my bicep implants from all the way over there?"

"I stole these shades from Hunter S. Thompson, may he rest in peace."

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"If you plan to be offended, then don't ask."

"All aboard the Love Mower!" (Toot Toot!)

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The one, the only, the undisputed king of the world.