So, where is my precious prize, Massif?

I want a slim medium-sized black wifebeater/tank top with a white Rory on the front and "What would Rory do?" in white on the back. ASAP.

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"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Tweedledee

Sorry about that... I'll get right on it.

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The one, the only, the undisputed king of the world.

I'm just kidding; there's no rush. No obligations, even.

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"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Tweedledee

I've said what I'll do, and I'll do what I've said. (Or something like that... it's been a long time since I read Horton hatches an egg or whatever it was called.)

Perhaps it was

"I meant what I said, and I said what i meant." Which would rhyme better with the next line: "An elephant's true, one hundred percent."

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The one, the only, the undisputed king of the world.